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Football
Summer Clearout
Sep 1st
What a great Summer for Liverpool! £4m for N’gog, I thought he’d be another piece of deadwood we’d struggle to give away. By my count that’s over a dozen players shipped out either on loan or permanently this Summer. Cole & Aquilani out on loan to Lille and AC Milan respectively. Konchesky, Jovanovic, Poulsen, Kyrgiakos, More ...
The Munsters
Nov 1st
I really can’t believe that this isn’t photoshopped, Sammy Lee appears to be midway through transformation into a werewolf whereas Hodgson seems to be channelling Hermann Munster:) More ...
On Prostitute Shaggers
Oct 30th
Amazing quote from Assou-Ekotto, a rare case of a footballer showing some awareness of the world the rest of us live in. The tendency in football at the moment is that as long as you’re not a prostitute shagger then it’s OK, it’s no big deal. Wayne’s not very well and it’s a dirty thing More ...
Crisis! What Crisis?
Oct 7th
Although I’ve never been a fan of TalkSport radio, I have to confess I do enjoy their videos If you can see this, then you might need a Flash Player upgrade or you need to install Flash Player if it’s missing. Get Flash Player from Adobe. It’s been a fucking mental 24 hours at Liverpool, More ...
The Madness of Rafa
Jan 16th
Liverpool’s starting XI for the game against Stoke earlier today: Reina, £6m – Goalkeeper Aurelio, Free – Full Back Kyrgiakos, £1.5m – Centre Back Insua, Free – Full Back Carragher, Trainee – Centre Back Degen, Free – Full Back Skrtel, £6.5m – Centre Back Mascherano, £18m – Defensive Midfielder Lucas, £6m – Defensive Midfielder Kuyt, More ...
Liverpool Impersonations
Oct 14th
There are no words .. these are best impressions I’ve seen in a long time — mind you the current crop of TV impressionists are pretty dire so that’s not saying much. C2QEm028lKA More ...
Yeah?
Jul 26th
I guess if I was going to have to watch Man Utd or Chelsea win the Champions League the best I could hoped for was seeing the man who epitomises everything I hate about Chelsea fluff the penalty kick that would have won the Champions League for his team and then watch the opposition go More ...
Never in My Wildest Dreams
May 26th
Amazingly, incredibly, Liverpool are the champions of Europe having come back from 3-0 down at half time to beat AC Milan 3-2 on penalties. This is something I never thought I’d see in my lifetime, yet alone in the first year under a new a manager who clearly has a lot of rebuilding to do More ...
Kenyon and Abramovich toast the Gerrard deal
Jun 30th
Originally posted on the official Liverpool Football Club forums on June 29 2004, by ‘Joshytoohotty’. As news of a 3pm press conference seeps through the bald, nausiating head of Peter Kenyon, he then begings the celebrations. Giving his new best bud Roman a call, the two settle down to celebrate the signing of Steven Gerrard. More ...
In Rafa we Trust
Jun 17th
Before the start of the 2003/4 season Houllier completed the signing of Harry Kewell from Leeds; hailed as ‘the final piece in the jigsaw’ by pundits and supporters alike, Houllier’s Liverpool were tipped for greatness .. Liverpool scraped into fourth place finishing thirty points behind unbeaten champions Arsenal. The end of the season saw Houllier More ...