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QOTD
Daily Mail Headline of the Year
Aug 11th
Daily Mail Headline Of The Year, from Football365′s always entertaining Mediawatch 
Breakdown of the family. Single mothers. Soft justice. Drugs. Multiculturalism. Welfarism. Educational failure…for 30 years, Britain’s liberal intelligentsia has smashed virtually every social value. In this blistering analysis, Melanie Phillips says we’re now paying the price – HOW THE LIBERALS RUINED BRITAIN. More ...
QOTD: Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper
Jun 3rd
Sherlock Holmes: Now for the motive. Despite my almost complete lack of practical experience on the subject, I have a rather precise idea of the usefulness of a uterus and a vagina. Nonetheless, once they are separated from their usual envelope, I am more circumspect as to the uses one can make of them. What More ...
On Prostitute Shaggers
Oct 30th
Amazing quote from Assou-Ekotto, a rare case of a footballer showing some awareness of the world the rest of us live in. The tendency in football at the moment is that as long as you’re not a prostitute shagger then it’s OK, it’s no big deal. Wayne’s not very well and it’s a dirty thing More ...
True of the Majority of Mankind
Feb 15th
We can become accustomed to anything. Well fed, well looked after, but always closely watched, Candide was not utterly disgusted with his condition. Good cheer, and the various amusements offered by Ismael’s slaves, gave him respite from his sorrows. He was unhappy only when he thought: and that is true of the majority of mankind. More ...
Democracy
Mar 27th
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what it is you want to hear. – Alan Coren More ...
The Great Mystery of the Universe
Feb 5th
… time travelling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: Women. – Christopher Lloyd (Doc. Emmett Brown, Back to the Future part 2) More ...
A Certain Lack of Qualities
Apr 6th
The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities – Aristotle More ...
USA
Apr 5th
The USA … I completely detest it. It’s the most washed-up shithole I’ve ever been to in my whole life – Nicky Wire (1992) More ...
Forced Carnel Knowledge
Oct 10th
Forced carnal knowledge, whatever else it may be, is good physical exercise and represents meaningful variation on normal marital relations. As pleasure, however, it has its limitations. For myself, I was so distracted that night be scratches, bites and screams, and by wondering whether one could be arrested for violating one’s wife (was pinching a More ...
Seduction
Oct 3rd
Seduction is the art of making normal, desirable, good and rewarding what had previously seemed abnormal, undesirable, evil and unrewarding. Seduction was the art of changing another’s audience and hence his personality. I refer, of course, to the classical seduction of the ‘innocent’ and not the mutual masturbation of promiscuous adults. – The Dice Man More ...