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		<title>Magic Trick</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/25/magic-trick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 11:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Devil May Cry 4 Survivial Pack</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/20/a-devil-may-cry-4-survivial-pack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Devil May Cry 4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guide]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I last played DMC4 over 2 years ago, but having now cut back on the number of new games I buy due to exploitative DLC practices I&#8217;m returning to the world of Dante &#038; Nero to finish what I started; and it&#8217;s not easy going so far.  When I left I was hacking and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I last played DMC4 over 2 years ago, but having now cut back on the number of new games I buy due to exploitative DLC practices I&#8217;m returning to the world of Dante &#038; Nero to finish what I started; and it&#8217;s not easy going so far.  When I left I was hacking and slashing merrily through mission 6 on Son of Sparda difficulty, when I got back into the game yesterday I couldn&#8217;t even work out how to use the Exceed Gauge without <a href="http://berserkersblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/dmc4-exceed-system-mini-guide.html">a helping hand</a> from the internet.</p>

<h2>Written walkthrough at Mahalo</h2>
<ul>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-walkthrough#Mission_01:_Birds_of_a_Feather" title="Devil May Cry 4 Walkthrough">Mission 01: Birds of a Feather</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-walkthrough#Mission_02:_La_Porte_De_L%27Enfer" title="Devil May Cry 4 Walkthrough">Mission 02: La Porte De L&#8217;Enfer</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-3-fortuna-castle#Mission_03:_Fortuna_Castle" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 3 Fortuna Castle">Mission 03: Fortuna Castle</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-3-fortuna-castle#Mission_04:_Cold_Blooded" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 3 Fortuna Castle">Mission 04: Cold Blooded</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-5-trisagion#Mission_05:_Trisagion" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 5 Trisagion">Mission 05: Trisagion</a>
</li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-5-trisagion#Mission_06:_Resurrection" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 5 Trisagion">Mission 06: Resurrection</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-7-the-she-viper#Mission_07:_The_She-Viper" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 7 The She-Viper">Mission 07: The She-Viper</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-7-the-she-viper#Mission_08:_Profession_of_Faith" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 7 The She-Viper">Mission 08: Profession of Faith</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-9-for-you#Mission_09:_For_You" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 9 For You">Mission 09: For You</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-9-for-you#Mission_10:_Wrapped_in_Glory" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 9 For You">Mission 10: Wrapped in Glory</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-11-the-ninth-circle#Mission_11:_The_Ninth_Circle" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 11 The Ninth Circle">Mission 11: The Ninth Circle</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-11-the-ninth-circle#Mission_12:_A_New_Beginning" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 11 The Ninth Circle">Mission 12: A New Beginning</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-13-the-devil-returns#Mission_13:_The_Devil_Returns" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 13 The Devil Returns">Mission 13: The Devil Returns</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-13-the-devil-returns#Mission_14:_Forest_of_Ruin" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 13 The Devil Returns">Mission 14: The Forest of Ruin</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-15-fortuna-castle#Mission_15:_Fortuna_Castle" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 15 Fortuna Castle">Mission 15: Fortuna Castle</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-15-fortuna-castle#Mission_16:_Inferno" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 15 Fortuna Castle">Mission 16: Inferno</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-17-adagio-for-strings#Mission_17:_Adagio_For_Strings" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 17 Adagio for Strings">Mission 17: Adagio For Strings</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-17-adagio-for-strings#Mission_18:_The_Destroyer" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 17 Adagio for Strings">Mission 18: The Destroyer</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-19-the-successor#Mission_19:_The_Successor" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 19 The Successor">Mission 19: The Successor</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-19-the-successor#Mission_20:_La_Vita_Nuova" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 19 The Successor">Mission 20: La Vita Nuova</a></li>
  <li><a href="http://www.mahalo.com/devil-may-cry-4-mission-19-the-successor#Secret_Missions" title="Devil May Cry 4 Mission 19 The Successor">Secret Missions</a></li>
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<h2>Son of Sparda Walkthrough on YouTube</h2>
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		<title>Worth It?</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/19/worth-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really wish this was how it went down, rather than another company taking advantage of the increasingly retarded buying habits of gamers.  I don&#8217;t mind that the idiots are being swindled out their money with these extortionate prices, however occasionally there&#8217;s content that I&#8217;d like to buy if the prices weren&#8217;t so unreasonable, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really wish this was how it went down, rather than another company taking advantage of the increasingly retarded buying habits of gamers.  I don&#8217;t mind that the idiots are being swindled out their money with these extortionate prices, however occasionally there&#8217;s content that I&#8217;d like to buy if the prices weren&#8217;t so unreasonable, and their idiocy is keeping the prices too high for me to justify.</p>
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<p>Take the <a href="http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/offers/0ccf0001-0000-4000-8000-000041560817?cid=SLink">Modern Warfare Stimulus Package</a>; £10 for 5 maps, the entire game was available for £26 from the Supermarkets when first released.  Even at the full retail price of £40 it&#8217;s impossible to justify the £15 price tag.  Of course you don&#8217;t need to look much further than the Xbox Avatar Marketplace for conclusive proof of the insanity of DLC pricing.  £7 to equip your Avatar with a <a href="http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/avatar/offers/011f0008-0000-4000-8000-00004c4107d2/">Lightsaber</a> and the <a href="http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/avatar/offers/011f0003-0000-4000-8000-00004c4107d2/">Dark Lord Armour</a>.  It&#8217;s no wonder that Avatar Rewards are nearly non-existent <img src='http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Truth. Exposed</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/19/the-truth-exposed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xbox Live]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I can just imagine the scene at home that led to this post on the Xbox.com forums:
Son: Dad, I was banned from Xbox Live.
Father: Why, what did you do?
Son: Nuffin&#8217;, they didn&#8217;t even tell me what it was for!
Father: Right, I&#8217;ll sort them out.  Don&#8217;t you worry

Not many father&#8217;s (I presume it&#8217;s the father [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can just imagine the scene at home that led to <a href="http://forums.xbox.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=32172972">this post</a> on the Xbox.com forums:</p>
<p>Son: Dad, I was banned from Xbox Live.<br />
Father: Why, what did you do?<br/>
Son: Nuffin&#8217;, they didn&#8217;t even tell me what it was for!<br />
Father: Right, I&#8217;ll sort them out.  Don&#8217;t you worry</p>
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<p>Not many father&#8217;s (I presume it&#8217;s the father anyway) get to hear the words <em>&#8220;Your son was exposing himself on camera in Uno&#8221;</em> I&#8217;d bet, and can you imagine the awkwardness at home afterward.  To tell mum, or not to tell mum <img src='http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Moving MediaMonkey to a Network Drive</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/18/moving-mediamonkey-to-a-network-drive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ve already relocated my entire media library to my new NAS box, so it&#8217;s about time to set up MediaMonkey to access it all again.

Configuration
First off, edit MediaMonkey.ini.  Insert the DBName property and modify the PreviewDir one: 
[System]
DBName=\\server\music\MediaMonkey\MM.DB
TempDir=C:\MediaMonkey\Temp\
CacheDir=C:\MediaMonkey\Cache\
PreviewDir=\\server\music\MediaMonkey\Previews\
Move the existing MediaMonkey database to the network location specified, alongside a copy of the ini [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;ve already relocated my entire media library to my new NAS box, so it&#8217;s about time to set up MediaMonkey to access it all again.</p>

<h2>Configuration</h2>
<p>First off, edit MediaMonkey.ini.  Insert the DBName property and modify the PreviewDir one:</p> 
<pre>[System]
DBName=\\server\music\MediaMonkey\MM.DB
TempDir=C:\MediaMonkey\Temp\
CacheDir=C:\MediaMonkey\Cache\
PreviewDir=\\server\music\MediaMonkey\Previews\</pre>
<p>Move the existing MediaMonkey database to the network location specified, alongside a copy of the ini file which will serve as a template for subsequent MediaMonkey installs on other machines.</p>

<h2>Relocating the Library</h2>
<p>I should have moved the files using MediaMonkey&#8217;s AutoOrganise function so that all the links were updated in the database at the same time.  Fortunately there is an alternative; fire up MediaMonkey and install the <a href="http://www.mediamonkey.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&#038;t=24841">SQL-Viewer</a> script, which will allow us to work directly with the database using SQL.</p>

<p>1. Find out the IDMedia of both the current and new locations. To find out the new location IDMedia (Y) (together with the current IDMedia locator), add a duplicate test track from the new (UNC) location. and run:</p>
<pre>select * from Songs where songtitle = "example song title"</pre>
<p>2. Now we know the IDMedia, run the path change query:</p>
<pre>update Songs set SongPath = replace(SongPath, "M:\", "\\server\music\Library") WHERE IDMedia = "X"</pre>
<p>3. Update the IDMedia to the new location for all songs:</p>
<pre>update Songs set IDMedia = "Y" WHERE IDMedia = "X"</pre>

<h2>References</h2>
<ol>
<li><a href="http://www.mediamonkey.com/wiki/index.php/Portable_Mediamonkey">Portable MediaMonkey</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mediamonkey.com/support/index.php?_m=knowledgebase&#038;_a=viewarticle&#038;kbarticleid=46&#038;nav=0,2">Changing the default database Location</a></li>
<li><a href="http://mediamonkey.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&#038;t=33788&#038;start=0&#038;st=0&#038;sk=t&#038;sd=a">Convert mapped drive to UNC</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mediamonkey.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&#038;t=24841">SQL-Viewer</a></li>
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		<title>X-COM</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/15/x-com/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2K]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nerf Now]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X-Com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[2K Games Announces XCOM® &#8211; Suspense and Mystery-Filled First-Person Shooter from Creators of BioShock® 2
Award-winning developers set their sights on re-imagining the suspense, tension and fear of one of gaming’s most beloved franchises only on Xbox 360 and Windows PC
New York, NY – April 14, 2010– 2K Games announced today that XCOM®,the re-imagining of one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p>2K Games Announces XCOM® &#8211; Suspense and Mystery-Filled First-Person Shooter from Creators of BioShock® 2</p>
<p>Award-winning developers set their sights on re-imagining the suspense, tension and fear of one of gaming’s most beloved franchises only on Xbox 360 and Windows PC</p>
<p>New York, NY – April 14, 2010– 2K Games announced today that XCOM®,the re-imagining of one of gaming’s most storied and beloved franchises,is currently in development at 2K Marin, the studio behind the multi-million unit selling BioShock® 2.Currently in development exclusively for the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system from Microsoft and Windows PC, XCOM combines the strategic core of the groundbreaking franchise with a suspense-filled narrative and distills it into a tense and unique first-person shooter experience.</p>
<p>&#8230;</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Just wait a god-damned minute.  Did I read that right?  XCOM.  First. Person.  Shooter.  <a href="http://nerfnow.com/comic/283">Nerf Now</a> has it spot on!</p>
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		<title>Happy Finish &#8211; Department of Hate</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/13/happy-finish-department-of-hate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film & TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Playlist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny or Die]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Finish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sketch Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really looking forward to Happy Finish; the quality of some of the sketches done for websites has long since reached the levels expected of TV sketch shows, and in many cases has even exceeded what&#8217;s on offer from modern day sketch shows.  I can&#8217;t remember the last sketch show I enjoyed on TV; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m really looking forward to Happy Finish; the quality of some of the sketches done for websites has long since reached the levels expected of TV sketch shows, and in many cases has even exceeded what&#8217;s on offer from modern day sketch shows.  I can&#8217;t remember the last sketch show I enjoyed on TV; Big Train &#8212; that was, what, 8 or 9 years ago!</p>

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<blockquote><p>A brand new sketch show that showcases a generation of new comedic talent both on and off-screen. Sketches include the Department of Internet Hate &#8211; a government body who are tasked with the job of coming up with the hate you read on YouTube comment boards; an illegal download that goes horribly wrong; a boyfriend returning from the dead; the archaeologists who uncover one of Jesus&#8217;s practical jokes; and a glimpse into the perils of homemade time travel.</p>
<pThis sketch show pilot is linked with funnyordie.co.uk - Sketches will be previewed on the comedy video website before transmission, and more sketches from the show will be uploaded after the broadcast too.</p></blockquote>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Seat Selection</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/12/seat-selection/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/12/seat-selection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:13:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe I should try this for our trip to Florida next month?  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe I should try this for our trip to Florida next month? <img src='http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Retro Games Destroy NYC</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/08/retro-games-destroy-nyc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/08/retro-games-destroy-nyc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[CollegeHumor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Retro Gaming]]></category>

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		<title>All the Single Ladies.  Except You!</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/03/all-the-single-ladies-except-you/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/04/03/all-the-single-ladies-except-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this via Contexts.org; made me smile.  Clearly going soft in my old age:)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this via <a href="http://contexts.org/socimages/2010/04/03/gender-roles-hurt-boys-too/">Contexts.org</a>; made me smile.  Clearly going soft in my old age:)</p>

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