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Mysterious Sales

February 29, 2004
by Dave in
Wanted: Dead — everyone who bought the re-release of Peter Andre’s Mysterious Girl, which now sits atop the UK charts!!!

Recursive Reality

February 28, 2004
by Dave in
I’m not joking when I say that today I discovered a reality tv show where the contestants are all former reality tv show contestant .. recursive reality television !! Back to Reality, as it’s imaginitively titled can be seen on the home of quality programming — Channel five. How did I find out [...]

Spies & Lies

February 26, 2004
by Dave in
Clare Short’s had another go at Tony Blair and the Labour government, some people might suggest she was bitter. Today she accused them of spying on Kofi Annan. Tony’s response: I’m not going to comment on the work of our security services – do not take that as an indication that the allegations [...]

A Shining Example

February 24, 2004
by Dave in
The more I follow the going’s on in the US the more I think it’s got to be made up. How the hell can George Bush get away with saying that the US constitution needs to be changed to prevent “the meaning of marriage from being changed forever”? America truly is a shining example of democracy [...]

Priorities

February 22, 2004
by Dave in
What do you think are the top three concerns of the F.B.I. these days? What’s America’s top three problems (apart from having too many Americans)? Piracy is now the FBI’s third biggest priority behind terrorism and counter-intelligence. Well they’ve got counter-intelligence sorted out, I don’t [...]

Fat Tax

February 20, 2004
by Dave in
The news follows report that the Downing Street Strategy Unit was considering a “fat tax” on unhealthy food. Those crazy politicians — whatever will they think of next!?

Illegal Buttons

February 18, 2004
by Dave in
Illegal buttons consumed in Merseyside school — nice to see that the people in power at our schools are unaffected by the over-reactionary governing of this country from Labour and Brussels.

Help Help I’m Being Repressed

October 23, 2003
by Dave in
Schools are to be given more help to boost the achievements of white, Christian pupils. Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Racism! etc, etc. Actually, the help is to boost the achievements of pupils from ethnic minorites, which isn’t racist – ‘cos it only discriminates against the majority, [...]

Conclusive proof that God exists

October 23, 2003
by Dave in
Actor Jim Caviezel has been struck by lightning while playing Jesus in Mel Gibson’s controversial film The Passion Of Christ. The lightning bolt hit Caviezel and the film’s assistant director Jan Michelini while they were filming in a remote location a few hours from Rome. It was the second time [...]

Obey

October 17, 2003
by Dave in
A referendum? you don’t want to do it like that! Sit down! Do as I say! Don’t speak up!
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