For the things in life which make me glad I'm not dead yet.
I’m not joking when I say that today I discovered a reality tv show where the contestants are all former reality tv show contestant .. recursive reality television !! Back to Reality, as it’s imaginitively titled can be seen on the home of quality programming — Channel five. How did I find out [...]
Clare Short’s had another go at Tony Blair and the Labour government, some people might suggest she was bitter. Today she accused them of spying on Kofi Annan. Tony’s response: I’m not going to comment on the work of our security services – do not take that as an indication that the allegations [...]
The more I follow the going’s on in the US the more I think it’s got to be made up. How the hell can George Bush get away with saying that the US constitution needs to be changed to prevent “the meaning of marriage from being changed forever”? America truly is a shining example of democracy [...]
What do you think are the top three concerns of the F.B.I. these days? What’s America’s top three problems (apart from having too many Americans)? Piracy is now the FBI’s third biggest priority behind terrorism and counter-intelligence. Well they’ve got counter-intelligence sorted out, I don’t [...]
Schools are to be given more help to boost the achievements of white, Christian pupils. Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Racism! etc, etc. Actually, the help is to boost the achievements of pupils from ethnic minorites, which isn’t racist – ‘cos it only discriminates against the majority, [...]
Actor Jim Caviezel has been struck by lightning while playing Jesus in Mel Gibson’s controversial film The Passion Of Christ. The lightning bolt hit Caviezel and the film’s assistant director Jan Michelini while they were filming in a remote location a few hours from Rome. It was the second time [...]