For the things in life which make me glad I'm not dead yet.
QOTD
We’ll Discuss the Options Later
If you’re in the penalty area and don’t know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we’ll discuss the options later.
– Bob Paisley
Kenwood
Remember this, guys: Few things in life perform as well as a Kenwood.
– Preston, American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis)
Darkest Depths of Human Terror
In that atrocious second I realised that lust can attain the darkest depths of human terror and vividly imitate Hell in all it’s horror.
– The Torture Garden (Octave Mirbeau)
Just a European Lover
But you’re just a European lover … a poor timid little soul who is sensitive to the cold and has been stupidly indoctrinated with a fear of nature and a hatred of love by the Catholic religion. It has Falsified and perverted the meaning of life within you.
– The Torture Garden (Octave Mirbeau)
A Hollow Sham
…it assaults the very notion of “decency” as a hollow sham.
– The Torture Garden (Octave Mirbeau)
A Parasite Princess
… were as misguided as the grateful peasants who camped out in St. James Park after 31 August 1997, weeping tears for a parasite princess whose social class had condemned them to serfdom.
– Simon Price (Everything…)
Nothing
I have nothing to offer the world except my own confusion
– Kerouac
Really didn’t fancy coming back to Winchester today, fake the ol’ “I missed my last train” routine, in the end I did travel back, but I wish I hadn’t. Sleep, those little pieces of death – how I miss them.
The Man In the Street
I’ve met the man in the street, and he’s a cunt.
– Sid Vicious
What a day, travelled from Winchester to Bristol & back to drop off some stuff at my uni flat. Got back in Winchester at 3, packed up the rest of my stuff to go to Maidstone. Went to a family & friends BBQ at my aunts, Claire (my cousin) was there, last time we were together must’ve been about 10 years ago, apparently we were inseparable as babies so we took a photo of us together again 20 years on, how sweet! Met a few of the family characters, had a few beers (free) and eat a lot of treble choc gateau (also free). Top tip; warm lager and chocolate cake don’t mix well. It didn’t end pretty!