Toyed with hashes of arrays in Perl, eventually got it sussed – but on review decided that I had dreamt the whole thing, as what I was left with didn’t make an ounce (sorry, 23.8 grams) of sense.

Went in to Winchester in the evening, “security” asked for ID at O’Neill’s – bastards, but I had come prepared. Went on to the Porthouse, the bouncers there were total arses, they were looking to start trouble off all night, especially at closing time.