Interfering with Play

If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.

– Bill Shankly

First

If you are first, you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.

– Bill Shankly

We’ll Discuss the Options Later

If you’re in the penalty area and don’t know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we’ll discuss the options later.

– Bob Paisley

Kenwood

Remember this, guys: Few things in life perform as well as a Kenwood.

– Preston, American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis)

Darkest Depths of Human Terror

In that atrocious second I realised that lust can attain the darkest depths of human terror and vividly imitate Hell in all it’s horror.

The Torture Garden (Octave Mirbeau)

Women’s Tears

… They were women’s tears – tears for nothing!

The Torture Garden (Octave Mirbeau)

Just a European Lover

But you’re just a European lover … a poor timid little soul who is sensitive to the cold and has been stupidly indoctrinated with a fear of nature and a hatred of love by the Catholic religion. It has Falsified and perverted the meaning of life within you.

The Torture Garden (Octave Mirbeau)

A Hollow Sham

…it assaults the very notion of “decency” as a hollow sham.

The Torture Garden (Octave Mirbeau)

A Parasite Princess

… were as misguided as the grateful peasants who camped out in St. James Park after 31 August 1997, weeping tears for a parasite princess whose social class had condemned them to serfdom.

– Simon Price (Everything…)

Nothing

I have nothing to offer the world except my own confusion

– Kerouac

Really didn’t fancy coming back to Winchester today, fake the ol’ “I missed my last train” routine, in the end I did travel back, but I wish I hadn’t. Sleep, those little pieces of death – how I miss them.

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