Set myself a challenge: I have £100 to bet with, in exactly twelve months time I must have more than £100. To be honest, I’d be surprised if I’ve got anything left in a few months time. I usually place fiver bets so even if I do lose every time I can play for 20 bets, at the end of the day it’s for a bit of fun – if I did it expecting to win then I really would be a fool.

I do believe it’s American Independence day, or something.