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A Little on the Dark Side
Will this ship get me to Alder-shot?
Is the veloc-ometor metric? I’d like to avoid any emperial entanglements
[on the colour of the car] … my last was a little on the dark side
Dead Ringers (BBC2)
The Usual Dilema
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!! Just the usual dilema; shall I get drunk now?
or … shall I get very drunk now?
or … am I drunk already?
I better have a little drinky and think about it.
A Sad, Used Tampon
Richie: “You really are a sad, used tampon aren’t you?”
Eddie: “No, I’m just a little sunburn’t!”
My Theory
Richie: “Nevertheless I think my theory holds water.”
Eddie: “And what theory is that?”
Richie: “That our diets have something to do with what we eat“
Something’s Changing
I don’t know if you have ever felt like this, but I’ve always felt very uncomfortable and impatient with wherever I happen to be after a certain point. I get bored and irritated and everything I think is in the future tense. I’ve always felt jumpy, like I couldn’t stay in one place for any length of time. But something’s changing.
– The Informers (Bret Easton Ellis)
Too Lazy
It’s so tempting to go swimming and lay out by the pool and get drunk and do any of the innumerable decadent things one does in Palm Springs. But I’m just too lazy and the thought of mingling with all these obnoxious suntanned people fills me with dread.
– The Informers (Bret Easton Ellis)
A Boredom So Monumental It Humbles
… things changing, falling apart, fading, another year, a few more moves, a hard person who doesn’t give a fuck, a boredom so monumental it humbles, arrangements so fleeting made by people you don’t even know that it requires you to lose an sense of reality you might have once acquired, expectations so unreasonable you become superstitious about ever matching them.
– The Informers (Bret Easton Ellis)
The Best Way to Live
My eyes skim pages of advertisments that show me the best way to live.
– The Informers (Bret Easton Ellis)