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		<title>Come on Irene</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2011/08/27/come-on-irene/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 19:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Berkeley Cafe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irene]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mind the Gap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Monday morning Irene was category 3, by Wednesday morning Irene was category 2.  The day Irene hit it was a category 1, later to be downgraded to a mere tropical storm, guess the media has to fill the 24 hour news-cycle somehow.  None of this means anything to me truth be told, but I thought]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Monday morning Irene was category 3, by Wednesday morning Irene was category 2.  The day Irene hit it was a category 1, later to be downgraded to a mere tropical storm, guess the media has to fill the 24 hour news-cycle somehow.  None of this means anything to me truth be told, but I thought the whole thing sounded kind of exciting.  In Raleigh we just had a little rain and a nice breeze in the air; it&#8217;s still nicer than the average day in England because at least it&#8217;s still warm!</p>
<p>Saturday was also Pig Pickin&#8217; day in the office; a reward/bribe to those of us giving up our weekend to continue working.  An eventful day ended in the <a href="http://www.berkeleycafe.net/">Berkeley Cafe</a> as we were invited to watch Jerry Cuomo&#8217;s band; <a href="http://www.reverbnation.com/mindthegapband">Mind the Gap</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/IMG_0240.jpg" rel="lightbox[1702]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1705" title="Mind the Gap" src="http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/IMG_0240-481x360.jpg" alt="" width="481" height="360" /></a></p>
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		<title>Adventures in RTP: Cheesecake Factory</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2011/08/22/adventures-in-rtp-cheesecake-factory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 23:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Film & TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Bang Theory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cheesecake Factory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Planet of the Apes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[First day at work in RTP felt somewhat like the first day of school.  As we didn&#8217;t have security clearance I had arranged to meet Donald in the lobby at 8:30 and we spent the day as visitors, which meant we couldn&#8217;t get through any badge-locked doors without an escort during the day. The &#8220;war]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First day at work in RTP felt somewhat like the first day of school.  As we didn&#8217;t have security clearance I had arranged to meet Donald in the lobby at 8:30 and we spent the day as visitors, which meant we couldn&#8217;t get through any badge-locked doors without an escort during the day.</p>
<p>The &#8220;war room&#8221; is actually a fun place to work in, much better than being sat in a cubicle all day long; has a real energy to it, but perhaps it just seems that way because it&#8217;s <em>something different</em> after spending basically the last decade working in the same beige-walled, soul destroying cubicles of Hursley.</p>
<p>Monday night&#8217;s are going to be movie night for me while I&#8217;m here; Tonight Hannah &amp; Mickael joined me, however after by the time we&#8217;d finished desert at the Cheesecake Factory we&#8217;d just missed the 9pm start for Captain America.</p>
<p>I say &#8220;we&#8221;, but I didn&#8217;t have any desert, my &#8220;fish &amp; chips&#8221; turned out to be &#8220;fishes &amp; chips&#8221; and I was stuffed before I&#8217;d even eaten half the meal!  I have to admit I was really disappointed that the Cheesecake Factory wasn&#8217;t exactly the same as the restaurant from Big Bang Theory.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bbt_cheesecake.jpg" rel="lightbox[1691]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1692" title="The Big Bang Theory" src="http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bbt_cheesecake.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="333" /></a></p>
<p>Having missed Capt&#8217; America we plumped for a 21:45 showing of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, I wasn&#8217;t expecting much from it, despite <a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/3821-Rise-of-the-Planet-of-the-Apes">MovieBob&#8217;s positive review</a>, yet I came away thoroughly entertained &amp; looking forward to next years&#8217; inevitable sequel!</p>
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		<title>Parallel Career</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/03/01/parallel-career/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A timely strip from Dilbert this weekend. Honestly, the majority of my week was spent modifying PowerPoint slides so that they more accurately represented our status as it should look, without actually changing the underlying data. This week I made some PowerPoint slides that have no particular use.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A timely strip from Dilbert this weekend.  Honestly, the majority of my week was spent modifying PowerPoint slides so that they more accurately represented our status as it should look, without actually changing the underlying data.  <em>This week <strong>I</strong> made some PowerPoint slides that have no particular use.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-02-28/"><img src="http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/83084.strip_.sunday.png" alt="" title="Parallel Career" width="480" height="215" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-984" /></a></p>
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		<title>Syncing from Lotus Notes to Google Calendar</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/02/08/syncing-from-lotus-notes-to-google-calendar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/02/08/syncing-from-lotus-notes-to-google-calendar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tech Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google Calendar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been looking for a way to get data out of Lotus Notes into a slightly less horrific tool for some time now. Although I still haven&#8217;t found anything to allow me to dump Notes as my e-mail client at work, I can now say goodbye to it as my work calendar: syncnotes2google]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been looking for a way to get data out of Lotus Notes into a slightly less horrific tool for some time now. Although I still haven&#8217;t found anything to allow me to dump Notes as my e-mail client at work, I can now say goodbye to it as my work calendar: <a href="http://code.google.com/p/syncnotes2google/">syncnotes2google</a></p>
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		<title>Better than (an) average</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2010/01/22/better-than-an-average/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MCV]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MCV today released the results of a survey into salaries in the gaming industry. Perhaps naively I figured there&#8217;d be big money in developing video-games, however I got a surprise when I read that the average salary for those working in development is only £31,964. I know my work isn&#8217;t directly comparable to the gaming]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MCV today released the results of a <a href="http://www.mcvuk.com/news/37204/And-the-average-games-biz-salary-is">survey into salaries in the gaming industry</a>. Perhaps naively I figured there&#8217;d be big money in developing video-games, however I got a surprise when I read that the average salary for those working in development is only £31,964.  I know my work isn&#8217;t directly comparable to the gaming industry, but at the end of the day it&#8217;s the same skill set, and the final deliverable is still a piece of software &#8212; so I&#8217;m officially better than average, and a bit less disgruntled about my own job despite no meaningful pay rise for the past 2 years.</p>
<p>Depressingly, people in &#8220;marketing and publishing&#8221; reported that they earned £12,500 more, on average, than those in development jobs &#8212; I&#8217;m definitely in the wrong profession.</p>
<p>Good marketing doesn&#8217;t make a good product, but that&#8217;s the world we live in &#8212; style over substance.  Why invest in making something of such high quality that people will want it when it&#8217;s easier to convince people they want it through marketing.  Just take a look at all the biggest selling products these days &#8211; Wii, iPod, X-Factor winners &#8212; perfect examples of style over substance!</p>
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		<title>A Temporary Situation</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2009/12/12/a-temporary-situation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe I should post today&#8217;s Dilbert on my manager&#8217;s door. I&#8217;m so bored with my current project, it&#8217;s monkey work I could do in my sleep but someone has to do it I suppose. I&#8217;ve been wondering how to bring it up &#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe I should post today&#8217;s Dilbert on my manager&#8217;s door.  I&#8217;m so bored with my current project, it&#8217;s monkey work I could do in my sleep but someone has to do it I suppose.  I&#8217;ve been wondering how to bring it up &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-12-12/" title="Dilbert.com"><img src="http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/75993.strip_.png" alt="" title="A Temporary Situation" width="480" height="149" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-312" /></a></p>
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		<title>Decision Time</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2007/07/18/6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It hit me today that I&#8217;ve been at IBM for five years now; and when I looked at my performance reviews I see three years in a row with the top rating, and 2 years with the second highest rating. Despite all this my career hasn&#8217;t exactly progressed very much. I guess it&#8217;s my own]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It hit me today that I&#8217;ve been at IBM for five years now; and when I looked at my performance reviews I see three years in a row with the top rating, and 2 years with the second highest rating.  Despite all this my career hasn&#8217;t exactly progressed very much.  I guess it&#8217;s my own fault though, I foolishly thought that if I excel at my job I&#8217;d be rewarded with increased pay, bonuses &amp; eventually promotions.  As it turns out, I haven&#8217;t done too bad on the first two, but when it comes to promotions it&#8217;s most definitely a case of &#8220;you don&#8217;t get what you don&#8217;t ask for&#8221;, and as much as I hate blowing my own trumpet, it appears that if I want to get anywhere in this business I&#8217;m going to have to do just that.</p>
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		<title>Monster Madness</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2007/04/19/monster-madness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was contemplating &#8220;where is my career going?&#8221; yesterday I decided to start building a CV on Monster.co.uk to see if perhaps I&#8217;d be better served looking at a new role in another company. What I certainly didn&#8217;t expect was for my phone to be ringing every 20 minutes with agencies offering me various]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I was contemplating &#8220;where is my career going?&#8221; yesterday I decided to start building a CV on <a href="http://www.monster.co.uk">Monster.co.uk</a> to see if perhaps I&#8217;d be better served looking at a new role in another company.  What I certainly didn&#8217;t expect was for my phone to be ringing every 20 minutes with agencies offering me various roles and/or requesting my CV for the files.  Some seemed to have not even read the information I&#8217;d put on Monster before calling.  By the end of the day I had pulled my contact details from Monster as it had got to the point where I couldn&#8217;t actually get any work done for all the phone calls!</p>
<p>One or two interesting roles were mentioned, whether anything comes of them is another matter.  As I explained the the few agents that seemed to have at least read my Monster profile I wasn&#8217;t looking for <i>any</i> job as I already have a very good job; I&#8217;m looking for something special.</p>
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		<title>It Should Be On TV</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2001/07/20/it-should-be-on-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2001 01:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[QOTD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gran Turismo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Half Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I like the idea in &#8220;Archives of Pain&#8221; I took from Michael Foucault, when he advocates a return to nineteen-century values of execution and capital punishment. You know. It appeals to me, but you shouldn&#8217;t only bring back capital punishment. It should be compulsory that your body be kept, have oil poured over it and]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;I like the idea in &#8220;Archives of Pain&#8221; I took from Michael Foucault, when he advocates a return to nineteen-century values of execution and capital punishment.  You know.  It appeals to me, but you shouldn&#8217;t only bring back capital punishment.  It should be compulsory that your body be kept, have oil poured over it and be torn apart with horses and chains.  It should be on TV, and four- or five-year-olds should be made to watch it.  It&#8217;s the only way.  If you tell a child: &#8220;That&#8217;s wrong&#8221;, he doesn&#8217;t really learn.  But if you show a body being ripped to shreds, after Blue Peter, he&#8217;s gonna know.&#8221;</p>
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<p align="right">- Richey Edwards</p>
<p>Oh how I was looking forward to a day off, but it was not be, having already taken a morning and an afternoon off to receive the Brice&#8217;s Laptop it was another day at the office for me.  What made it even worse was that Gran Turismo: A Spec was released today, so I bought it (&amp; Half-Life: Blue Shift) in the morning and had to wait until 4 to actually play them; knowing that on Saturday morning they, along with everything else I had in the house, would be gone.</p>
<p>Bought a book, <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1873982534?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=nofuturorguk-21">Torture Garden</a> by Octave Mirbeau.  This, and the rest of <i>Everything&#8230;</i> will be my entertainment next week.</p>
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		<title>I Should Get Out More</title>
		<link>http://www.nofuture.org.uk/2001/07/16/i-should-get-out-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2001 22:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People tell me I should get out more, but the TV is my best friend / Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane - Mr. Carbohydrate (Manic Street Preachers) Two new guys in the office, makes a change from looking at Andrew&#8217;s ugly mug anyway;) Still reading Everything (a book about Manic Street]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>People tell me I should get out more, but the TV is my best friend / Cynicism is the only thing that keeps me sane</p>
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<p align="right">- Mr. Carbohydrate (Manic Street Preachers)</p>
<p>Two new guys in the office, makes a change from looking at Andrew&#8217;s ugly mug anyway;)</p>
<p>Still reading Everything (a book about Manic Street Preachers), still not past the half-way mark, but I hope to finish it this week (fat chance).  Call me Mr. Carbohydrate.</p>
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