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		<title>Laser Vision (Correction)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 15:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve long considered laser eye surgery so as to be rid of glasses and contact lenses forever, but I&#8217;m too scared to go through with it in all honesty. What if I was in the &#8220;less than 1%&#8221; who suffer vision reducing complications? I couldn&#8217;t risk suffering problems with something as important as my sight]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve long considered laser eye surgery so as to be rid of glasses and contact lenses forever, but I&#8217;m too scared to go through with it in all honesty.  What if I was in the &#8220;less than 1%&#8221; who suffer vision reducing complications?  I couldn&#8217;t risk suffering problems with something as important as my sight just for the convenience of not having to wear glasses again; especially as my vision isn&#8217;t all that bad in the first place.</p>
<p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/412305853/laser-vision-correction-it-might-not-mean-what"><img src="http://www.nofuture.org.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/laservision.png" alt="" title="laservision" width="280" height="840" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-973" /></a></p>
<p>Today, I stumbled upon a year old article on Gizmondo detailing one man&#8217;s <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5051492/what-does-lasik-really-feel-like">experience</a> that I felt queezy just reading:</p>
<blockquote><p>A whirring sound commenced and my eyeball felt like it was being sucked up and out of my skull, elongated like a green grape between a Roman emperor&#8217;s fingers, ready to burst. The bright blue-white light grew closer. As the pressure killed circulation in the eye things went black and I felt an arcing slice in the surface of my cornea—I did not move my jaw or tongue or mouth, but deep in my throat I uncontrollably whimpered, &#8220;THAT HURT!&#8221; and hoped no one heard me.</p></blockquote>
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