QOTD

The Odd Thing

The odd thing is that I am not at all prepared to consider myself insane, and indeed I can see quite clearly that I am not: all these changes concern objects. At least that is what I’d like to be sure about.

Nausea (Jean-Paul Sartre)

Stupid White Men

THIS EDITION OF Stupid White Men is being published for the English-speaking world outside of North America, the continent where the vast majority of the pathetically stupid, embarrassingly white, and disgustingly rich men live.

Michael Moore (Stupid White Men)

A Little on the Dark Side

Will this ship get me to Alder-shot?

Is the veloc-ometor metric? I’d like to avoid any emperial entanglements

[on the colour of the car] … my last was a little on the dark side

Dead Ringers (BBC2)

Protection

Eddie: “But what about protection?”

Richie: “I won’t need any … she’s unconcious!”

Hooligans Island / Bottom Live 3

The Usual Dilema

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!! Just the usual dilema; shall I get drunk now?

or … shall I get very drunk now?

or … am I drunk already?

I better have a little drinky and think about it.

Hooligans Island / Bottom Live 3

Wank Biscuit

You thorough and total wank biscuit!

Hooligans Island / Bottom Live 3

A Sad, Used Tampon

Richie: “You really are a sad, used tampon aren’t you?”

Eddie: “No, I’m just a little sunburn’t!”

Hooligans Island / Bottom Live 3

My Theory

Richie: “Nevertheless I think my theory holds water.”

Eddie: “And what theory is that?”

Richie: “That our diets have something to do with  what  we  eat

Hooligans Island / Bottom Live 3

Something’s Changing

I don’t know if you have ever felt like this, but I’ve always felt very uncomfortable and impatient with wherever I happen to be after a certain point. I get bored and irritated and everything I think is in the future tense. I’ve always felt jumpy, like I couldn’t stay in one place for any length of time. But something’s changing.

The Informers (Bret Easton Ellis)

Too Lazy

It’s so tempting to go swimming and lay out by the pool and get drunk and do any of the innumerable decadent things one does in Palm Springs. But I’m just too lazy and the thought of mingling with all these obnoxious suntanned people fills me with dread.

The Informers (Bret Easton Ellis)

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