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Archive for February, 2004
Mysterious Sales
Feb 29th
Wanted: Dead — everyone who bought the re-release of Peter Andre’s Mysterious Girl, which now sits atop the UK charts!!! More ...
Recursive Reality
Feb 28th
I’m not joking when I say that today I discovered a reality tv show where the contestants are all former reality tv show contestant .. recursive reality television !! Back to Reality, as it’s imaginitively titled can be seen on the home of quality programming — Channel five. How did I find out about this More ...
Spies & Lies
Feb 26th
Clare Short’s had another go at Tony Blair and the Labour government, some people might suggest she was bitter. Today she accused them of spying on Kofi Annan. Tony’s response: I’m not going to comment on the work of our security services – do not take that as an indication that the allegations made by More ...
A Shining Example
Feb 24th
The more I follow the going’s on in the US the more I think it’s got to be made up. How the hell can George Bush get away with saying that the US constitution needs to be changed to prevent “the meaning of marriage from being changed forever”? America truly is a shining example of More ...
Priorities
Feb 22nd
What do you think are the top three concerns of the F.B.I. these days? What’s America’s top three problems (apart from having too many Americans)? Piracy is now the FBI’s third biggest priority behind terrorism and counter-intelligence. Well they’ve got counter-intelligence sorted out, I don’t think anyone would deny America counters intelligence better than any More ...
Fat Tax
Feb 20th
The news follows report that the Downing Street Strategy Unit was considering a “fat tax” on unhealthy food. Those crazy politicians — whatever will they think of next!? More ...
Substitution-a-thon
Feb 19th
Following yet another mass substitution-a-thon in Portugal that made a mockery of the game of football Sven has ‘warned’ FIFA that restricting the number of substitutes that can be used in friendly games to a maximum of five would be a big mistake. I think any fans that travelled to Portugal to watch a game More ...
Illegal Buttons
Feb 18th
Illegal buttons consumed in Merseyside school — nice to see that the people in power at our schools are unaffected by the over-reactionary governing of this country from Labour and Brussels. More ...