For all the things in life which make me glad I'm not dead yet.
Archive for October, 2003
New depths
Oct 25th
Ker Ching, Pop idol finalists are going to murder Lennon’s Happy Xmas (War is Over) … another depth well and truly sunken to. More ...
Help Help I’m Being Repressed
Oct 23rd
Schools are to be given more help to boost the achievements of white, Christian pupils. Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Racism! etc, etc. Actually, the help is to boost the achievements of pupils from ethnic minorites, which isn’t racist – ‘cos it only discriminates against the majority, which is fine, right? More ...
Conclusive proof that God exists
Oct 23rd
Actor Jim Caviezel has been struck by lightning while playing Jesus in Mel Gibson’s controversial film The Passion Of Christ. The lightning bolt hit Caviezel and the film’s assistant director Jan Michelini while they were filming in a remote location a few hours from Rome. It was the second time Michelini had been hit by More ...
Obey
Oct 17th
A referendum? you don’t want to do it like that! Sit down! Do as I say! Don’t speak up! More ...
Liverpool – Olimpia Ljubjana
Oct 15th
The big day! Leaving work at midday to start the 240 mile trip up to Liverpool. We made pretty good time most of the way. At one point the motorway was closed to a single lane, when we got to the point where the “accident” had been we found that there was nothing; no accident, More ...
Forced Carnel Knowledge
Oct 10th
Forced carnal knowledge, whatever else it may be, is good physical exercise and represents meaningful variation on normal marital relations. As pleasure, however, it has its limitations. For myself, I was so distracted that night be scratches, bites and screams, and by wondering whether one could be arrested for violating one’s wife (was pinching a More ...
Arsenal 1-2 Liverpool
Oct 4th
Liverpool lost 2-1 to Arsenal despite playing very well for most of the first half – Arsenal aren’t top of the league without reason, but we really should be turning performances like this into 3 points. Two weeks running now Houllier has bemoaned ‘poor finishing’. Defensively we have major problems, Biscan seems intent to give More ...
Seduction
Oct 3rd
Seduction is the art of making normal, desirable, good and rewarding what had previously seemed abnormal, undesirable, evil and unrewarding. Seduction was the art of changing another’s audience and hence his personality. I refer, of course, to the classical seduction of the ‘innocent’ and not the mutual masturbation of promiscuous adults. – The Dice Man More ...
To Change Man
Oct 2nd
To change man, the audience by which he judges himself must be changed. A man is defined by his audience: by the people, institutions, authors, magazines, movie heroes, philosophers by whom he pictures himself being cheered and booed. Major psychological disturbances, ‘identity crises,’ are caused when an individual begins to change the audience for whom More ...
Only Saints and the Insane
Oct 1st
But it isn’t easy; only saints and the insane ever try it. And only the latter make it. – The Dice Man (Luke Rhinehart) More ...