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Archive for September, 2003
One Desire
Sep 30th
One desire, my friends, one: to kill yourself. You must desire this. You must feel that a voyage of discovery is more important than all the little trips which the normal consumer-self wants to buy. – The Dice Man (Luke Rhinehart) More ...
Society’s Solution to Loneliness, Lust and Laundry
Sep 29th
Lil and I had met and mated when we were both twenty-five. We formed a deep, irrational, obviously neurotic need for one another: love – one of society’s many socially accepted forms of madness. We got married: society’s solution to loneliness, lust and laundry. We soon discovered that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being More ...
Regardless of Taste
Sep 25th
‘You don’t feel like it today? Who cares? You think I feel like spilling out my garbage three days a week? Come on, Dr Rhinehart, you’ve gotta like it. The world is built on the principle that all humans eat shit regardless of taste. – The Dice Man (Luke Rhinehart) More ...
JoeX WinAmp Skins: Part 2
Sep 18th
Welcome to part 2 of the definitive collection of JoeX WinAmp skins. Pamela Anderson Sasha Singleton Sung Hi Lee Miscellaneous Anime More ...
JoeX WinAmp Skins: Part 1
Sep 17th
Welcome to the definitive collection of JoeX WinAmp skins. Thanks to Casey at brains-N-brawn.com for contributing the SkinCycle JoeX collection … 97 different skins listed now! These skins were designed with WinAmp 2.x in mind, I still use WinAmp 2.x over later versions as that was the last version of WinAmp that was just a More ...
A Finite Series of Errors
Sep 15th
‘You’re dreaming. There are no Utopias. There can be no perfect man. Each of our lives is a finite series of errors which tend to become rigid and repetitious and necessary. Every man’s personal proverb about himself is: “Whatever is, is right, in the best of all possible people.” The whole tendency is . . More ...
A Sincere Response
Sep 10th
The effect of two crawling, begging, drunken women wiggling their way toward me was that I got an erection, not professionally or maritally the most helpful response, but sincere. Somehow I felt that more was expected of a sage. - More ...
Quiet Desperation
Sep 5th
Why is it that I can lead my life of quiet and desperation with complete poise, dignity and grace, while most women I know insist on leading lives of quiet desperation which are noisy? I was giving the question serious thought when I noticed Lil and Arlene crawling toward me on their knees, their hands More ...
The ‘p’ Phenomenon
Sep 1st
After she left, I mused for a few seconds on what is called in the medical profession the ‘p’ phenomenon: the tendency of starched nurses’ uniforms to make it seem as if all nurses were bountifully blessed in the bosom and thus shaped like the letter ‘p’. It meant that doctors surveying the field could More ...