For the things in life which make me glad I'm not dead yet.
Happy Boredom
Unfortunately, life seemed to get more boring. Admittedly I was cheerfully, even gaily bored, where before I had been depressedly bored, but life remained essentially uninterested. My mood of happy boredom was theoretically preferable to my desire to rape and kill, but personally speaking, not much.
– The Dice Man (Luke Rhinehart)