For the things in life which make me glad I'm not dead yet.
Ecclesiastical Aplomb
In a world in which success was the only virtue, he had resigned himself to failure. He was painfully aware that he lacked the ecclesiastical aplomb and savoir-faire that enabled so many of his colleagues in other faiths and sects to get ahead. He was just not equipped to excel.
– Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)