Sometimes I think of very crumby stuff I wouldn’t mind doing if the opportunity came up. I can even see how it might be quite a lot of fun, in a crumby way … The thing is, though, I don’t like the idea. It stinks, if you analyse it … It’s really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.

The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)